"I Know... You're Here Because You're Having A Gout Attack.​​​​​"
Let Me Help.  I've Been Where You Are... WAY TOO MANY TIMES... ​​​​​​​And I Have The Answers You're Looking For.
Give me 5 minutes of your time ... And I'll show you how to STOP your gout pain in the next 2-4 hours.  (Yes, that fast.)

Even if you've been suffering for MONTHS or YEARS.  Even if that sounds CRAZY to you right now.  ​​​​​​​Immediate relief is 100% possible without drugs.  Keep reading, I'll show you how...  

A letter from Bert Middleton
a.k.a. “The Gout Killer”

Dear Friend,
I know gout can feel like a "LIFE SENTENCE"... 

Never knowing when the next attack will strike. Suffering will unbearable pain.  Dealing with the emotional, physical, and financial burdens that come with a gout diagnosis. 

...  But keep reading: 
​​​​​​​Because while I know you’re suffering now, the great news is that I really do have the answers you’re looking for.

To kill your gout.  Get it under control.  And start living pain-free.

On the page that follows, you’re going to discover: 

My proven program for KILLING YOUR GOUT PAIN … literally making it vanish … in the next 2-4 hours.  Even if that sounds crazy to you right now.  I’ll show it’s absolutely POSSIBLE and reasonable for you to EXPECT these results for yourself.  
My GOUT FREE LIFESTYLE PROGRAM … that will help you live free of gout pain for years to come, just like the thousands of Gout Killer followers who’ve come before you, who trusted me enough to try my secrets and are now living pain free.

There’s no fluff or BS here.

I’m all about getting you straight to the solution. 

So you can stop living with the pain, fear, and embarrassment of gout.  Stop losing money because of EVEN MORE missed days at work.  And stop hiding at home.  Missing out on favorite hobbies, special events with families, holidays, and parties with friends.

And finally start LIVING AGAIN!

I Was Once Like You
Living In Fear Of My Next Gout Attack

Let me show you everything you need to kill your gout pain in the next 2 to 4 hours.
(Even if that sounds crazy to you now, even if you've been suffering for MONTHS or even YEARS, I'll show you how it's absolutely POSSIBLE to make the pain disappear or at least significantly reduce it in the next few hours.)

I Know This Solution Works... Because It's Kept ME Gout-Free For Over A Decade Now.

A long time ago, when I was 38 years old, I had no idea what the heck the despicable pain in my ankle was.

It all started on a trip back to New Mexico from Texas. 

I’ll spare you the gory details, but a lot of ice and half a bottle of ibuprofen later, I landed in the emergency room.

Twelve more years passed, along with an endless string of gout attacks, surgeries for Tophi, a buttload of drugs, and a variety of experiments based on reading whatever I could find about gout.

Then one day I woke up and said: 
​​​​​​​"Hey, how come I haven't had a gout attack for such a long time?"

I Want You To Know These Secrets, Too...

I knew I’d discovered something important.

Something that millions of other people suffering from gout would like to know about. It was at that moment I knew I had a responsibility.

So here I am — with all I’ve gone through and all I’ve learned about what gout really is, why it happens, and what to do about it.

You can take it or leave it.

But on the following page, I’m going to offer you access to the PROVEN SYSTEM that’s worked for me … and allowed me to control my gout for almost a decade now …

… As well as helped THOUSANDS OF OTHER regular people, suffering from gout, just like you.

I take gout seriously.

But I should warn you in advance …  I have learned that a little humor helps just about any situation.

And sometimes I get a bit carried away. ;-)

Let Me Show You The #1 Rated Program Used By Over 6,400 People Worldwide Since 2010 To STOP Gout Attacks + Prevent Future Ones.

 Two Years Ago I Was About To Renovate My House To Make It “Handicap Friendly.”  
​​​​​​​Today I’m SNOWBOARDING With My Wife!

I am a very lucky man. Bert, I have a gorgeous loving wife, but 2 years ago I could barely take a walk with her due to chronic pain. I was spending more time on crutches than not, and I was figuring out how we were going to remodel our home to accommodate being handicapped.

One year ago today I signed up for your plan and began executing. I can happily say that in this year I have been able to join my wife with going back to the gym, haven’t used the crutches once, canned the handicap home plans, and also went on several SNOWBOARDING trips with my wife!!!

We have more snowboarding trips planned and are thrilled to be back amongst the “Active”.

Thank you for changing my life!  Regards, Pete 

No Gout In A Long Time Thanks To You!

“Thank you, Bert, I’ve come a long way. You helped a lot. I was a little goofy there for a while and had a number of physical problems. But gout hasn’t been one of them. 

Frankly your tips can benefit anyone. They are wise and sensible solutions to an overall better life.
Thank you!”  -  Jeff

He Hasn't Had Gout In Over A Year Now!

“Just checking in with you. I wanted to tell you that I haven’t had any gout problems in over a year now.  I sing the praises of [your recommendations] to people all the time.  I will keep you posted!” - Eric

My Boyfriend Tried It... And It Worked!

“Oh, my goodness! My boyfriend tried [your remedy] and, it worked! Thank you soooo soooo much! I was very worried! Thank you, again!”  - Elaine

Lost 15lbs And I've Had No Gout Flares Since November!

“Thanks Bert. Down 15lbs since October 1st. No Gout flares since November 18th. Working on the alkaline diet.” - Jim

It Worked Immediately, Like You Said It Would!

“The remedy worked immediately as you said it would… has kept the swelling down.

Not sure what caused the flare up… but your theory makes sense … The drugs the doctor prescribed were making me sick, so your remedy was a welcome relief.” - Paul

No Full-Blown Gout Attacks Since Using This Program!

“Bert, thanks for all of your help.  I haven’t had a “full blown” gout attack since I took your course.  Thanks!” - Patrick

My Gout Is Finally In Check!

“Thank you, Bert for the information. I placed my order last night for this product. My gout has been in check by using your program and I read on you e-mail.   Thank you very much.” - Richard

Thanks For Leading Us To Gout-Free Lives!

“Way to go, Bert!  As usual, you have done us all a great service by taking us from the 'symptoms to the cause' of the issue.  You have also done this without so much med talk that it goes over our heads. 

Thanks for leading us all with kindness and compassion to Gout free lives!” - Ray

Your Tips Really Work ... The Program Is Great!

"Hi just letting you know I have been following some of your tips and everything works.  Your program is great and you know what you are talking about, so I’m trying to do the right things. Thanks again for the information.” - Anderson

I Have Decided Not To Go On Medication... Thank You!

"Well it is more than a year since you have guided me. Yes, I’m still here and haven’t missed one of your 365 messages. It’s been quite a journey. I’ve learned a lot.  Time for me to say thanks for your help, concern and encouragement. 

I still live in fear of another attack, however I’ve had a really good year. I had a problem on my cruise last year July … but with the Gout Killer formula and some medication they have been short lived.  I have decided not to go on permanent medication. My lifestyle has changed in the last couple of years as mentioned before.

Keep up the good work.”  - Dave From Downunder

Thank God, No Gout Attacks In A Long Time!

“Thank God I haven’t had a gout attack for a very long time, since we were first in touch. Keep up the good work.” - Colm

My Tophi Is GONE! 

“My tophi went away!  It was there for a month … and now it’s gone, my finger looks normal! 

In January I changed my [lifestyle] … thank you for your inspiration.  My gout is gone, I just have arthritis on my fingers, sometimes my feet hurt when I walk.   I’m not changing back to my old ways. 

I know people with Gout are far worse than I was and it was scary seeing those pics of their feet.

I never went to the doctor and took any kind of meds.” - Ruben

Priceless Help for Gout Sufferers! 

“What you do is invaluable to help Gout sufferers.   I haven’t had an attack for over a year by taking note of all of your tips and help. Knowing, what to do and making lifestyle changes are key.  Thanks so much for all you do.” - Mike

I Haven't Had An Attack In Two Years! 

“I have followed your advice for quite some time now and really appreciate your daily messages – keeping everything on track.  I haven’t had an attack for over 2 years now, which is great.  Keep up the good work.  - Kind regards, Lee.

I'm Living Gout-Free And Off The Drugs!

“I’ve been gout free for quite a while now. I’m off the Hep C drug and feeling better… thanks to you.

Keep up the good work Bert.”  - Jeff

I'm Finally In Control! 

“I read EVERYTHING you send.  I’ve changed the mindset with all the info.  Diet has changed.  Attitude has changed.  You’re helping me attack this instead of letting it attack me! Thanks!” -- Rob

Knocked Gout Out Of My Life!

“Thanks for all the pointers and info on knocking gout outta my life! They’ve worked great. The “emergency recipe” is magic!  Please keep the tips coming! They’re good info and important reminders.” - Patrick

In 2 Days, My Gout Is 95% Gone!

“My last attack was Christmas, when I had gout for 3 months on and off.  I was into the second week when I found your website. After a day’s work I was coming home and my foot would swell up to the point that I couldn’t walk.

I have [used your remedy] for 2 days and my gout is 95% gone. I am now a happy bunny. Can’t thank you enough for the information.” - Mantis Fists

Bert Is The Gout Killer!  I Am Living Proof! 

“I’ve been gout free since I first started your program and that alone is a reason to stay on your [program].  Bert is The Gout Killer, I am a living testament to that. Not to mention [these recommendations] are very good for you.”- Jeff

Truly Impressed How Quickly This Worked!

“Thanks. Truly impressed with how quickly [your remedy] dropped the inflammation and pain for a whopping $1.50 trip to the grocery store.  Keep up the good work, the medical community has a lot to learn. Thanks - Vic”

I Am A BIG Follower of The Gout Killer Program!

“First and foremost, I am a big follower of The Gout Killer Program. I do greatly appreciate coming across [it]. 

During a past gout attack (my second in my life) which prompted me to seek your experience I followed the special formula and within hours, the pain was gone, redness less, and [your other recommendations] has all resolved.” - Daniel

This Formula Definitely Works For The Pain! 

“I have been struggling with this demon that calls himself gout for about the last 3 years and never had it attack my knee before and WOW!!! What pain that was, I thought my big toe was the worst it would be but I was wrong. The remedy you have came up with worked out.

Who would of thought that would work, I would love to never feel this pain with gout again because this last flare up was by far the worst I have felt. It was deep in the knee and I am still feeling it when I try to bend down. It feels tight, like I pulled a muscle, but it’s going away, and I am walking again and hoping I never go thru that again.  

So there you go Bert, that’s my situation as of now and the formula definitely works for the pain!” - Peter

THANK YOU ... I Have Been Gout-Free For A Full Year!

“I’d like to send you a huge THANK YOU, the information you have provided to me has kept me gout free for almost a full year now.  My hat is off to you for doing the work you do. Had I followed the advice of my doctor I’d likely be taking 47 different pills today and be more f*cked up than a soup sandwich. 

Thanks again and keep the great tips coming.” - Brian

You Are My Hero ... I Have Lived Gout-Free For A YEAR!

“Today you let the secret out, you have just stored so much gout information up there, trying to help us, that the roots don’t have anywhere to grow. 

Bert I do appreciate your unselfish sacrifice, you have made, so that the last year I have lived gout free. 

You are my hero!  You know I love ya, thanks.” - Jimmy

You Deserve A Medal ... THANK YOU! 

“Thanks Bert!  Without your website, and the gracious assembly of a massive amount of gout information, I and everyone else, would be floundering to figure out what to do.

YOU DESERVE A MEDAL OF HONOR for your compassion for your fellow humans.   Thank you!” - Terri

I Have Been Gout-Free Since We Started Speaking! 

“Hey, Gout Killer… thanks for keeping up with me!!!  I have been gout free since we first started speaking… keep up the fight, you are doing a good thing.  Sincerely - Matthew.

You've Given Me The Tools To Overcome Gout!

“This email is a bit overdue, but I wanted to touch base and let you know how helpful, effective and encouraging your emails are.  The information and pointers that you give for me as a gout sufferer have been a blessing. It has have helped me understand the disease, given me tools to prevent it and have given me hope to overcome it.

Your information helps someone live an overall healthier lifestyle, and enables people to think beyond a single-minded paradigm in an approach to beating gout.

While I sense that my battle with this disease is not done, I feel like it is definitely going in the right direction, and you have been a big part of guiding me and enabling to stay in that positive direction.

And yes, your encouraging words have provided hope.” - Shane

I Don't Plan To Give Up My Hobbies... THANK YOU! 

“Thanks Bert for getting back to me so fast, my gout is subsiding now on your program.  I am feeling better, getting the gout out of my life.  I am 52 and had my 1st attack 7 years ago and the last 3 attacks in the last year.  I can see as I read in your book that it only gets worse if I don’t stop it now. 

I am an avid fisherman and lobsterman , and don’t want to give up any of my hobbies. Thanks for your help.” - Ronnie

Everything You Need To
Kill Your Gout NOW!

Enjoy A 50% Savings On The Same Gout-Killing Program Already Successfully Used By 1000s Of People Just Like You.

My promise to you is simple:

I want to give you a LIFETIME OF RELIEF from the burning, relentless pain of Gout. 

And my entire “Kill Gout Program” has been created to deliver exactly that, without fluff or filler that will waste your time or stand between you and immediate relief from the pain you’re likely experiencing right this minute.

I’ll show you exactly what you need to get your gout under control in the next 2-4 hours.

(So you can get back to living your life.)

And then once you’ve comfortable, I’ll teach you my lifestyle plan that will educate you on how to live free of gout attacks and pain for years to come.

With results that are 100% guaranteed or your money back.

Comes With Everything You See Here:

#1 Rated Gout Relief Program
The Kill Your Gout Now Program (A $97 Value)

The foundation of the Kill Your Gout Now Program is this concise yet comprehensive 58-page digital guidebook (with MP3 audiobook) that I’ll email to you in the next 5 minutes, as soon as your purchase is complete. 

(It's delivered as a digital report PDF that you can save to any computer or mobile device to read at your convenience.) 

The first 9 pages provide you with my “IMMEDIATE RELIEF Formula” that should offer relief from the pain of your current gout attack in the next 2-4 hours, if you follow my instructions. 

The rest of the guide book provides the education you need to understand my Lifestyle Program that will enable you to start living Gout Free like thousands of my devoted “Killer Gout” fans for years to come!

Bonus Gift #1:
"What To Eat For Gout"
​​​​​​​(A $49.95 Value)

Let me tell you. You are not only going to get all the “how-to” and direction you need to assemble your own Kill Gout Diet, but you are going to understand WHY these choices will make such a big difference.

There is more to killing gout than just what you eat or don’t eat.  But what you eat or don’t eat is a pretty good place to start.

You’ll finally understand:

* What foods trigger your Gout Attacks… and which ones help prevent them!
* How to steer clear of “toxic” and “acidifying” foods.
* Why your freedom from gout depends on FATS!
* The role vitamins and minerals play in controlling your gout!
* ​​​​​​​Macro vs. micro nutrients: why you MUST understand this.
* ​​​​​​​Foods to eat and foods to avoid!
* ​​​​​​​EASY one-skillet meals that are perfect for Gout Sufferers.
* ​​​​​​​81 recipes to help keep you living GOUT FREE!  

And so much more! 

Bonus Gift #2:
Answers To Questions You Were To Embarrassed To Ask!
  (A $39.95 Value) 

The first two years of The Gout Killer, I spent quite literally thousands of hours answering emails and phone calls from people like you, suffering from Gout Attacks.  

I loved the one on one interaction, and I sincerely enjoyed helping each person on their personal journey to live a Gout-Free Life.  But man, now that this website is attracting TENS OF THOUSANDS of visitors each month, this level of high touch help just isn’t possible any more.

I’m still one guy, working a day job to make ends meet.

However, what I learned in all these emails and phone calls is that the vast majority of you suffering from Gout have the same 15 questions when you’re starting out on the NEW PATH of living Gout Free. 

So rather than repeat myself, over and over, I have recorded this special MP3 audio recording that you can listen to … with answers straight from the horse’s mouth (me! Ha ha) to these 15 most common questions every gout sufferer wants answered! 

No more searching the Internet ... making notes ... I've made this information efficiently available to you in this one complete audio recording.

Bonus Gift #3:
The Gout-Free Lifestyle Guide
​​​​​​​(A $19.95 Value) 

Successfully controlling my own gout … as well as helping thousands of other gout sufferers control their gout over the last almost-decade has given me some insights into products, gadgets, and tricks that really help gout …

… As well as those that are just money-grabs and scams. 

So as a special bonus gift, I’m also going to send you this FREE GUIDE to living the gout-free lifestyle.

I’ll give you my thoughts and recommendations on money well spent versus when to save your pennies.

Invest in a gout-free life ... and don't waste another penny on garbage products. 

Bonus Gift #4:
Support Group Membership
(A $119.40 Value)

I know how tough it is to face down the Gout monster alone.

And finding and attending local, in-person support groups is a hassle.

So I’d like to further increase the support you’re getting ...

... ​​​​​​By giving you the gift of a ONE YEAR MEMBERSHIP to my PRIVATE Gout Killer Support Group.  

​​So you have the opportunity to interact with other gout sufferers, just like you, from around the world, and learn from each other. 

This 100% online support group is available for you to visit 24/7.  So you never have to feel alone again. 

An annual membership to this private community is normally $119.40 per year ... but with your investment in Kill Your Gout Now today, I'll gift you a membership for FREE.​​​​​​​

It’s a total package value of $326.25.  

Yours for the one-time investment of just $158

50% OFF until Dec 31st at 11:59 p.m.!

​​​​​​​Just $79.95

Try It Risk FREE For 30 Days.

Comes With 100% Money Back Guarantee.

But please note … this 50% discount with bonus gift package is a little test I’m running right now to see if people find the NEW bonus gifts I’m offering useful. 

I’m taking a HIT on giving away these gifts, because normally the “What To Eat For Gout” Guide alone sells for $49.95 and the Annual Support Group Membership that's a $119.40 value. 

This deal is only available for our 2018 Holiday Sale.

After that, I'll decide whether or not to offer it again, but even then it'll be back to the regular $158 price! ;-)

So again, I suggest grabbing this deal while it’s available! 

It’s the best value and price I’ve ever offered here.


Bert Middleton
The Gout Killer

But Hurry... Sale ​​​​​​​Ends Dec 31st at 11:59 p.m.
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Changing Lives... Read The Letter From
 Lifetime Fan And Fellow Gout Killer!


"I Was Ready To Chop Off My Legs To Get Some Relief.

With God As My Witness, The Gout Disappeared In Less Than 2 Hours!

I Was Utterly Astonished!  My Joints Haven’t Felt This Good In 20 Years.

I Have Got My Money’s Worth Many Times Over."

I want to thank you sincerely from the bottom of my heart for all that you do as The Gout Killer!

You are THE MAN!!!

I purchased your “quick fix remedy” and your long term gout killing program in February. On that fateful day I was at the end of my wits suffering from my most painful and longest lasting gout attack (it had lasted from December 23 through February 27). I had gout on both knees, both ankles, and all ten toes.

I was honest-to-God contemplating chopping my feet and legs off just to get some relief.

While at work I somehow managed to find your website, I opened an account and purchased the information I mentioned above. Your “quick fix” information stated that my gout would be gone in 2 to 4 hours. To be honest I didn’t believe that my gout could disappear in such a short time, since my gout normally takes 2 to 3 days to subside while using my liver damaging prescription medication.

With God as my witness, the gout on both knees, both ankles and all ten toes almost totally disappeared by the 2nd hour! I was utterly astonished! How was this possible? By the 6th hour, it was history!

I continued educating myself with your online video sessions and with your written manuals. I found them to be very informative and entertaining, very thorough, comprehensive and eye-opening, but best of all very short and sweet! I

Overall, I feel great! My joints are slowly but surely becoming pain-free. I hadn’t realized how much residual pain I had become accustomed to. Even when my gout attacks subsided, I’ve always had these “leftover” nagging pains in my joints that never seemed to go away.

I had resigned myself into thinking that it was going to be that way for the rest of my life. I’ve noticed that these lingering pains are slowly disappearing as well. My joints haven’t felt this good in at least twenty years. 

I found both the webcasts and the written manuals to be of equal importance. I think they’re excellent as-is. I wouldn’t change a thing. I think you did an extraordinary job in putting your “system” together.  It is quite evident that a lot of thought, research and experience went into designing your system.

Without exaggerating this may be the most valuable item I have ever purchased.

I feel that I’ve gotten my money’s worth many times over. I think that your system would be well worth its value even if it had sold for a couple hundred dollars.

Thanks again, Bert! You are my hero.

​​​​​​​- Sam

About The Gout Killer,
​​​​​​​Bert Middleton

Bert Middleton has earned the title of “The Gout Killer” due to his unstoppable approach to overcoming gout completely and naturally.

His understanding of what gout is, why it happens, and how to deal with it has helped thousands of people worldwide to relieve their gout pain and markedly reduce the number of future attacks.

Bert has lived through the pain of hundreds of gout attacks in nearly every joint in his body, and three surgeries for Tophi on his hands and feet. Given these experiences, his thousands of hours of study and research on gout, and his certification as a Nutritional Therapy Consultant, Bert understands gout and its treatment from a unique, no-nonsense, and effective point of view.